flushed.

A bowl of brown rice. 

What could the implications be? 

I'm trying to eat better, attempting to show you how I made a delicious meal?

Um. NO.

Neither of those things are remotely true.

 I am ashamed to say that hidden in that rice is my cell phone.

Which fell out of my pocket and into a toilet I had just finished cleaning at work.

Plop! Gasp! Realization. Embarassment. 

(relief that it was at least clean...)

I've heard/read that the best way to revive a wet phone is to leave it in rice for 24 hours. 

So I did.

And 26 hours later, it works!